The Switch in a nutshell.
this is what patrick tweeted me for the people asking
SO MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS COMMERCIAL AND I JUST
I CAN’T BREATHE
My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
What a plot twist
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
speaking of art history
this is Undine by Chauncey Bradley Ives. she’s at the Smithsonian.
and this is her from the back
that is marble, y’all.
carved so thin you can SEE THE LIGHT THROUGH IT.
fucking art, y’all.
the realism of thin fabric folding and draping over a freaking perfectly sculpted body is killing me
STEPHANIE INVITED ROBBIE TO ZIGGY’S BIRTHDAY PARTY AND HE WAS JUST SO HAPPY AND EXCITED TO GO HE’S NOT EVEN MAKING ANY EVIL PLANS THIS TIME LOOK HE GOT ALL DRESSED UP AND BROUGHT HIS OWN LITTLE PARTY HAT AND HE’S SO NERVOUS ABOUT IT OH MY GOD ROBBIE
i’m really glad tumblr seems to agree with me that this is the most adorable thing to ever happen in the history of ever